There's nothing quite like the joy of riding public transportation.
Sure, riding the subway or bus has its benefits: it's convenient, cheap and better for the environment ... But seriously, what is that smell? And who's touching me? And don't even tell me that sign says there's a 30-minute delay.
Here are 8 things that never go through your head while riding public transportation:
This is going quicker than expected!
Image via Giphy
No delays or construction at all!
People! Glorious people everywhere!
Image via Giphy
So many fellow passengers. Passengers to lean on, to listen to, to share air, sweat and smells with!
Hey, something smells really great!
What is that heavenly aroma? It could be the four course meal that woman is eating, or perhaps the body odor of the man who is well within your personal space.
Oh, someone left a present!
Image via Giphy
Look, it's a random dirty sock. An open crust-filled pizza box. Oh, and a good samaritan decided to leave their half-filled coffee cup for the rest of the passengers. They even tipped it over and let the liquid run the length of the car so that we could all see what was inside, because some people like their coffee black. So thoughtful.
Everyone here is so considerate!
Image via Giphy
No, dude, you stay comfortable just where you are. Keep doing you, that's what America is all about!
The pole I'm holding feels clean as a whistle!
Image via Giphy
Nope, nothing sticky or oily or oh-God-what-is-that-can't-pull-my-hand-away-fast-enough. No germs here, no sir!
Great, someone is sharing their music with all the passengers!
What a terrifically thoughtful and selfless gesture. You forgot your headphones and were just thinking, "Gosh, I wish I'd brought my music." This individual heard your cry and came to your tinny-speakered, beat-dropping rescue.
Please, someone start performing some type of act!
Once in a while someone on the train does a routine and you're genuinely impressed. And you've got to admire them putting themselves out there. But early in the morning or late at night, you just want some quiet.
Support HuffPost
Our 2024 Coverage Needs You
Your Loyalty Means The World To Us
At HuffPost, we believe that everyone needs high-quality journalism, but we understand that not everyone can afford to pay for expensive news subscriptions. That is why we are committed to providing deeply reported, carefully fact-checked news that is freely accessible to everyone.
Whether you come to HuffPost for updates on the 2024 presidential race, hard-hitting investigations into critical issues facing our country today, or trending stories that make you laugh, we appreciate you. The truth is, news costs money to produce, and we are proud that we have never put our stories behind an expensive paywall.
Would you join us to help keep our stories free for all? Your contribution of as little as $2 will go a long way.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
As Americans head to the polls in 2024, the very future of our country is at stake. At HuffPost, we believe that a free press is critical to creating well-informed voters. That's why our journalism is free for everyone, even though other newsrooms retreat behind expensive paywalls.
Our journalists will continue to cover the twists and turns during this historic presidential election. With your help, we'll bring you hard-hitting investigations, well-researched analysis and timely takes you can't find elsewhere. Reporting in this current political climate is a responsibility we do not take lightly, and we thank you for your support.
Contribute as little as $2 to keep our news free for all.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
Dear HuffPost Reader
Thank you for your past contribution to HuffPost. We are sincerely grateful for readers like you who help us ensure that we can keep our journalism free for everyone.
The stakes are high this year, and our 2024 coverage could use continued support. Would you consider becoming a regular HuffPost contributor?
Dear HuffPost Reader
Thank you for your past contribution to HuffPost. We are sincerely grateful for readers like you who help us ensure that we can keep our journalism free for everyone.
The stakes are high this year, and our 2024 coverage could use continued support. If circumstances have changed since you last contributed, we hope you’ll consider contributing to HuffPost once more.
Already contributed? Log in to hide these messages.
