- I'm going to file my taxes in January this year.
The IRS tax filing deadline is April 15. You've been warned.
Are any of my friends accountants? I have to know AT LEAST one accountant. I bet my parents know how to do this. I should call my parents. Can I do my taxes through Facebook? So what happens if I just tell the IRS I forgot? I guess a refund does sound good. I can just use TurboTax. Maybe if I complain about taxes on Twitter something good will happen. I've literally been paying taxes all year. What is this bullshit? I can't use TurboTax. H&R Block, is that a sunscreen? I actually have no idea how much money I made last year. Maybe I didn't make enough money to pay taxes. If you look at it THAT way, I'm richer than I thought. Well isn't that a personal question, tax software. NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS. Now I understand why rich people lie about this stuff. LOL, receipts. I guess this isn't so hard. Maybe I should be an accountant. Or maybe it's time for a beer break. WHY DO I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY?! I thought Brooklyn had lower taxes... Wait, is this a scam? All of a sudden marriage doesn't sound all that scary. I'm going to file for an extension. Do I need to claim my coin jar as an asset? Can I deduct the cost of my new bicycle? Why did I have to grow up? Why isn't my dad calling me back? I'm going to send a follow-up text. Can I claim my cat as a dependent? Ugh, Dad is mad I waited this long to file my taxes. How did I even do this last year? Did I not file my taxes before? OK, time for a second lunch. I wonder how I'll spend my refund. I should probably invest it. Crap, so that boring document I got in the mail a couple months ago from my employer WAS important.
This is a W-2 form. It is important.
Wasn't there a Simpsons episode about taxes? I should probably watch that. Welp, I'm now a Republican. Do I have to declare that Chanukkah gift from Grandma? I should donate a LOT more to charity. There's no way I did this right. Maybe I should start looking for those receipts. I'm totally getting audited. I want a sandwich. There's nothing "Turbo" about this at all. How did people do this before the Internet? I'm totally going to buy a new laptop with my refund. This question is literally not in English. How do people who aren't as smart as me do this? I'm going to come back to this tomorrow. I can't believe people choose to be accountants. Even my cat is bored now. I seriously need to get better about time management. Why didn't they ever teach us how to do this in school? I'm pretty sure the federal government will get by without these 30 bucks. They don't even try to make this fun. There's no way everyone does this on time. Score! Uncle Sam owes ME money! Now I'm going to order a fancy meal on Seamless. I deserve a good night out after this. I'm going to file my taxes in January next year.
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