Kids can be messy, whiny and all-around challenging. They can also be great fodder for jokes. Comedians and other witty celebrities have certainly found this to be true.
In honor of Father’s Day, here are 30 quotes about fatherhood from some famous funny dads.
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On Bedtime
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On Having Two Kids
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3
On The Messy Reality Of Parenting
Jason LaVeris via Getty Images
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4
On The Emotional Changes Of Fatherhood
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5
On Kids' Perceptions
GUS RUELAS / Reuters
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On Inconsistency
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On Newborns
Mario Anzuoni / Reuters
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On Paranoia
Mario Anzuoni / Reuters
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On Patience
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On Parenting Teens
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On Kid 'Talents'
Carlo Allegri / Reuters
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On Making Kids Laugh
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On The Difficulty Of Parenting
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14
On Children's Books
JB Lacroix via Getty Images
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On Low Points
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16
On Christmas As A Dad
Jason LaVeris via Getty Images
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On The Transformation Of Parenting
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On Not Alienating Your Kids
Danny Moloshok / Reuters
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On Being A First-Time Parent
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On Baby Fluids
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On Kid Humor
Jason LaVeris via Getty Images
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On 'Free Time' For Parents
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On The Truth About Kids
Phil McCarten / Reuters
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On Parenting Fails
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25
On Teaching Responsibility
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On The Opportunity In Fatherhood
Jared Siskin via Getty Images
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On The Tooth Fairy
Phil McCarten / Reuters
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On Going Out In Public With Kids
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On Parenting Advice
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On Taking Care Of A Toddler
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