Flipping through the channels Thursday morning, you may have mistaken Rachael Ray's show for amateur porn. When Rachael hosted 58-year-old Linda, a viewer from San Jose with a tip on shucking corn, things got somewhat phallic.
Watch below as Rachael and Linda stroke ears of corn, and enjoy the slo-mo footage at the video's end:
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And a still:

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