When you get sucked into a Bravo marathon, you start to question everything, like:
When was the last time you saw daylight?
When was your last meal?*
Should you just quit your job and be on a reality show?
Could you be a Real Housewife -- or have you already turned into one?
We've teamed up with Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City to help you recognize the early signs, darling.
*No, pinot grigio does not count as a meal.