In the morbidly titled article "Johnny Depp and the 'Lone Ranger' Flop: Is His Career Doomed?" The Daily Beast tries to convince us Johnny Depp might have been wrongly perceived as a movie star all along.
And we say ... come again!?
What is this about a doomed career, poor character choices and accidental stardom?
I mean, have you seen him?
Really, guys, you must be ...
Trying to eradicate his career like that.
Look at him! He's glorious!!
Sure, he looks unfazed by your scathing remarks.
But deep inside, he's surely all --
Because Johnny is his characters.
Lest we forget, he brought to life some seriously memorable acts.
Deep down, he knows where the criticism stems from
And accordingly, he'll keep the show going, as it must.
After all, tomorrow's another day and another $20,000,000 check to cash.
See you in theaters, b*tches!