This local reporter for Channel 9 News, an ABC affiliate, was in the middle of his report on a bad accident in Oswego County (upstate New York) when a bee had the nerve to sting him in the neck. While bee stings are clearly no picnic, one imagines this reporter could have maintained his composure to some degree, instead of dropping F-bombs all over the place: "A fucking bee on me. A fucking bee just bit me! A fucking bee stung me!"
We especially love the casual way he curses "mothefucker" as he walks away from the camera.
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