Republican Pick-Up Lines Are About As Creepy As You Might Imagine

"I suppress the black vote, but I can't suppress my love for you."

They’re out there, wandering the bar scene, touting the benefits of smaller government and stronger defense. Republicans are wielding their right wing pick-up lines to woo unsuspecting humans.

Comedy writers Randall Otis, Brandt Hamilton and Conor Armor wrote this video of Republican pick-up lines, and hopefully it will train you to spot them before it’s too late.

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