Republican Pickup Lines

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The Republican Party is currently trying to capture the hearts of the American people. Hell, their debates have the appearance of some strange reality dating show. Yet being a part of the GOP isn't traditionally viewed as the sexiest option in town. PR hasn't been too favorable to the party this year so I've compiled a short list of pick up lines to explain the Republican platform in the most coquettish manner. With these, she'll know that you're the real "Mr. Right".

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  • "You know how I know we're going to be together? Because you don't have the right to choose."

  • "You take my breath away, which is a little concerning considering I'm still trying to repeal Obamacare."
  • "You're so hot that you almost make me believe in global warming."
  • "I need you to stop the deficit from growing... in my heart."
  • "Racism doesn't exist but our love is real."
  • "Girl, I'll hold you down more than my policies hold down minorities."
  • "The only action I'm affirmative about is us going out."
  • "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I removed the social safety net that would've caught you."
  • "The only border that I want to remove is the one around your heart."
  • "Welfare programs ain't the only thing I'm tearing up tonight."
  • "It's more difficult to find a flaw in you than it is to find female-focused healthcare in a red state."
  • "Yours is the only kind of ass I like."