Every Kid Needs A Bloody, Furry 'Revenant' Sleeping Bag

Goopy gak guts!

If Leonardo DiCaprio's best actor Oscar win for "The Revenant" proves anything, it's that your child should have a "Revenant" horse sleeping bag. Just like the dead animal DiCaprio's character slit open and slept in for warmth, this bloody movie tie-in has the guts to go after your souvenir dollars. Besides, as the Funny Or Die spoof says, the "heavy duty fabric keeps kids toasty on even their darkest nights of the soul."

Sounds dreamy.

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