Big news today in U.S. politics... Wait, did we say "big news." We meant "news so ridiculous its not news."
The results of a poll pitting Charlie Sheen against both Sarah Palin and Barack Obama in a hypothetical 2012 race have just been released, and Sheen won on both counts. So we figured, while we're all wasting time doing ridiculous, meaningless presidential polls anyway, why not throw in a few more that we'd like to see.
So weigh in, America, on these intense match-ups that would never actually happen. Who is your top pick? What other match-ups would you like to see?