All Of The Ridiculous Things You Say When You Become A Parent

"Get your finger out of your bottom!" "We do not toot at the table!" "Do not put your tongue on that!"

If you've uttered sentences like these before, odds are: you're a parent.

In their new video -- aptly titled "Poo-Poo Parents Say" -- comedy duo Tripp and Tyler show the many ridiculous combinations of words people never imagine saying until they have kids.

It's a lot of cutesy abbreviations, secret spellings, and potty talk.

Sound familiar?

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