Right Now On Craigslist!

It takes a lot of energy just to give something away. On my last move I posted my old desk for free and the listing gave me nothing but grief. I spent hours replying to bizarre people and every one of them asked for the dimensions even though I'd put them in the listing. I had one guy that simply sent me a message, "I have a Ford Tempo." Turns out he wanted to know if the desk would fit. I had no idea, but suggested he fold the seats down and measure the inside. He got angry with me. This was his response.

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I was honest with him.

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I thought that would have ended it.

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NO!

Here's a quick glance at what's on craigslist this week. My free listing was a one-off and a decent item, but it's evident that the people giving this junk away are as mental as the buyers.

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Thanks so much for the well-needed instructions. I had no idea a futon was so diverse.

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From tit to ground, to your tit. Congrats on the new baby.

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It's a trap! This is definitely the adult equivalent of the 'free candy' van.

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Donald Trump could eat (pretend to eat) his KFC off this and have some fun circling all of the foreign countries where his Trump products are manufactured.

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I can't even.

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Because you really want to visit the set of a 'Saw' film.

Thanks for reading,
Tommy Campbell