Right-Flight Fire Sale

It's the big Republican Blowout Sale! The cat is out of the shopping-bag and everything must GO!!
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That's right folks, the hearings are continuing to clear the Neo Conservative movement out. Gotta' make room for the 08's! So --

It's the big Republican Blowout Sale! The cat is out of the shopping-bag and everything must GO!! Just because Ron Paul's not for sale doesn't mean the Republican Party isn't up to it's hypocritical ass in tons of hard-to-find-items like:

Women who hate other women.
Gays who hate other gays.
African Americans who hate other African Americans.
Hispanics who hate other Hispanics.
Sexual predators who hate other's sexuality.
Charlatans For Christ (Sold as an entire set).
Cowards For War (Contradiction is their addiction).
Torture Victims For Torture. (One left -- hurry up!)
Democrats For Republicans. (Extremely rare -- yet not rare enough.)
And Ron Silver.

They may be the party for the self-loathing, but you will LOVE yourself for taking advantage of this one time sale. And isn't taking advantage what it's all about?

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