Rihanna's Low-Cut Red Gown Is A Wardrobe Malfunction Waiting To Happen

"I want you to stay" -- Rihanna, to her dress straps.
07/25/2017 10:02am ET

Off-the-shoulder looks are all fun and games until you’re mid-red carpet and have to readjust your neckline for the millionth time.

Unless, of course, you’re Rihanna. She’s apparently the only girl in the world who can wear a severely low-cut, cleavage-baring ensemble without having to fix or tug at anything even once in any of the photos.

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Seriously, how?

The star attended the European premiere of her movie “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets” in London on Monday in a red Giambattista Valli empire-waist couture gown that looks to us like a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. The bosom left very little to the imagination, but still left us scratching our heads.

Seriously, Rih, take a bow for keeping yourself contained in this gown the whole night.

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To the extent it’s possible, the dress was slightly more wearable on Rihanna than it was on the model who wore it on the runway in Paris earlier this month.

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Also extremely impressive.

Keep slaying, girl.

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This is how we do it.