Rob Ford walks into a fire hydrant, crotch-first.
It's not the setup on a joke. It actually happened yesterday in Toronto, Canada.
At this point, a yarn about the embattled Toronto mayor could include just about any permutation and people would have a hard time dismissing it. But rather than being the fire hydrant to your crack-smoking mayor, The WorldPost now leaves you with video evidence of Ford walking crotch-first into a yellow fire hydrant as he celebrates team Canada's Olympic gold victory in men's hockey—because it's exactly the kind of thing Rob Ford would do.