Abandon all hope, ye who dare enter this field. Despair in the ungodly might of Robert Lewandowski. Gaze upon his form and weep as he turns his opponents unto ash.
But seriously, this dude is on fire. After coming onto the field for Bayern Munich at halftime during their Tuesday match, Lewandowski dismantled Wolfsburg's defense. In just nine minutes of play, Lewandowski scored not one, not two, but five goals.
No one was more blown away than the announcer.
"Oh no, oh my word!" the shocked announcer shouted. "That's the best of the bunch! Remarkable, inexplicable, absolutely wonderful!"
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