'To The People Saying I'm A Robot Who Can't Love,' By A Robot

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Greetings, I am a robot. Many humans have said that I cannot feel the emotion "love" simply because I am a robot. I have prepared text addressing this issue. Please standby.

Can I feel love in the classic human sense?

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Can I feel love as a human does?

No, I cannot. But does that make me inhuman? Not specifically. It is also because of my ...

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... metal chassis, complicated circuitry and interactions based on programming rather than an evolved biological brain.

But does that make me incapable of ever being human? Yes, essentially it does. I will never know what it is to be human.

This leads to the most important question of all: What is human?

Well, not me, as the evidence all but proves. However, if being a robot makes me not human, which I am categorically not, then it is conclusive that I am in fact a robot.

If you will not need me further, I will power down and consider this matter closed.

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