Can't Roseanne Barr catch a break?! According to the comedian and "Roseanne" star, her jokes have been stolen.
COMICS: BEGIN WATCHING CHUCK LORRE'S SHOWS 2 SEE IF HE STEALS YOUR MATERIAL AS HE DOES MINE- (try hard 2 watch if u can stomach 1 min of it)
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) October 4, 2013
I can C chuck in the room: 'guys, let's b careful when lifting jokes frm comics-don't steal copyrighted HBO special jokes-b more discreet'.
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) October 4, 2013
According to EW, the line she's referring to is one Kutcher said on Thursday night's episode of "Two And Half Men" about what his character would be like at 91: “I’d imagine that you’re wet in the places you used to be dry, and dry in the places you used to be wet.” Barr has been telling a similar joke since 2006, in reference to menopause: “I’m wet where I’m supposed to be dry and dry where I’m supposed to be wet.”
But a few hours later, Barr seemed to have a change of heart.
I forgive Ashton and Chuck! It's prob one of their writer's fault!
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) October 5, 2013
Roseanne isn't the only comedian whose jokes have been taken from her. In August, Tina Fey's jokes were literally stolen from her office.
While on the "Late Show With David Letterman," Fey said that the second she and a few other writers moved into a new office, a guy went up and stole her computer full of jokes. Luckily, the "30 Rock" star was able to stay lighthearted about the burglary.
"New York's a big city and you're like, some guy stole my jokes!" Fey said with a laugh.
"Two And A Half Men" airs on Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. ET on CBS.
