Rupert Everett: Graydon Carter Has A "Monster Cock"

In an interview with The Daily Beast's Kevin Sessums titled "Rupert Everett Unleashed," Rupert Everett justified the headline with an uncensored, hilarious story about Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter and his "monster cock."

Everett, who is inexplicably on the magazine's masthead as a contributing editor, asked Sessums, "Who does one have to fuck to get OFF that masthead?"

He then proceeded to share this awesome anecdote about the legendary editor:

He's such a weird character, that [Vanity Fair Editor in Chief] Graydon [Carter]. He's certainly not the buffoon he looks like. This is the most amazing thing I found out about him. I was once staying at a hotel and I was in the room directly under his. He is an amazing fuck. And you can quote me on this. The screams coming from the woman were some of the purest sounds of pleasure I'd ever heard. And there I was sitting alone in my room unfucked. Suddenly it all made sense. That messy hair of his that I always thought was buffoon hair was buffoon hair hiding a monster cock. The next day I went down to breakfast and Graydon came in and I thought to myself, well, now I understand why you are always acting so entitled and walking on air even though you're rather fat. It's because grazing the grass between your legs is this appendage of yours. I did rather politely tell him that morning that I thought he was a very good fuck.

Posted by Danny Shea

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