Rush Limbaugh: Wood on Loan From God

This won't take long because he makes it too easy. The comedy and hypocrisy gods continue to bless us with items like this:

"WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Rush Limbaugh could see a deal with prosecutors in a long-running prescription fraud case collapse after authorities found a bottle of Viagra in his bag at Palm Beach International Airport. The prescription was not in his name."

Rush has been married three times and most recently was dating CNN's Daryn Kagan. But as of this date, June 27, 2006, Rush Limbaugh isn't married nor is he dating Kagan. (Can you see where I'm going with this?) Rush is one of the most visible representatives of the right-wing's moral values platform -- the same values that include abstinence and strong words about the immorality of premarital sex. (Wait for it.) Intercourse and marriage are supposed to be all about procreation, right? I mean, that's one of the reasons why Republicans like Rush and Sen. Santorum support an amendment banning same-sex marriage.

So if Rush isn't married, why would he need Viagra?