It always a good idea to know exactly what you have on your phone at all times. That way, when the government inevitably hacks our personal devices, you've already had time to practice your dramatic denial.
"What? Oh, that when I lent my friend my phone so he could buy Nickelback tickets. Yeah, I never went to that concert."
With the potential government phone takeover looming, Samantha Bee beats them to the punch by hacking her own phone.