Sarah Haskins, HuffPost Comedy favorite and deeply funny lady, is preggers. Many of you may think that being pregnant brings love and light to life. WRONG. Haskins wants booze, cigarettes, and hate. Luckily her annoyance is hilarious so it doesn't make you want to switch to a life of abstinence (just a life of condoms). Here's her talking about her life as an incubator on the Paper Machete Show.