“Can you really put a price on a future convicted felon accidentally farting on camera for your niece’s quinceanera?” Silverman asked. “You can: It’s $275! That’s right, for the price of parking at Disneyland, you can get a message from the vampire who held a press conference next to a dildo store.”
But Silverman also spotted what she called the saddest part: “It says he responds within 10 hours.”
His old friend Trump, a billionaire, has so far shown no signs of stepping in to help.
See Silverman’s full monologue below: