Sean Spicer’s ‘Letter Home’ May Almost Make You Feel Sorry For Him

“I’m pleading with my commanding officer to send me to a war zone."

White House press secretary Sean Spicer would be happier fighting on the frontline than working for President Donald Trump.

That’s according to this spoof letter at least.

On Thursday, the “Late Show with Stephen Colbert” imagined a letter that Spicer would pen to his temporary replacement Sarah Huckabee Sanders, as he takes time out from politics to carry out his Navy Reserve duties.

“I feel impelled to write a few lines that will fall upon your eyes in the event that I am unable to return, which if I had my druthers, I would not,” Spicer “writes” in the fake missive. “The possibility of dysentery and trench foot are more agreeable than defending the president’s tweets,” he “adds.”

Find out the full contents of the letter in the clip above.