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The 24-year-old star recently landed her first American Vogue cover for the magazine’s April issue. Vogue’s 73 Questions team swung by Gomez’s pad to do a rapid-fire interview. Selena spoke candidly about her fame, where she sees herself in 10 years and the best piece of advice she’s received. When asked to tell the worst joke she’d ever heard, she had a real doozy prepared.
“What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?” Gomez asked. “Aye, matey!”
Go ahead, sound it out.
The joke is about as cringeworthy as they come, but we have to admit, Selena got a chuckle out of us.
“Go ahead and do it, because you’re going to do it anyway,” Gomez chuckled.
Watch Selena’s full interview below.