When it comes to drinking games, Complex had one pressing question: "What matters most: Years of boozing experience, or a youthful lack of concern of personal well-being for the greater team good?"
So they arranged for senior citizens to challenge college seniors in a battle for boozy supremacy.
The result? A total devastation of the youngsters' dignity and self-worth.
The contest involved pitting four college students against four silver-haired gentlemen for three classic drinking games. "I've been playing Ping Pong for 60 years," one steely-eyed senior told the camera. "We should be able to kick these guys' asses."
The students started out strong with an easy beer pong victory, and the seniors fought back to win the flip cup round. It all hinged on the Anchorman final -- then a senior known as Pee Pee clinched the win with a remarkable spring of chugging.
"Come back in 40 years!" one triumphant man crowed to the vanquished youth.
That probably never gets old.