Seth MacFarlane hosted the 2013 Oscars and didn't waste anytime before making some jokes about the ladies. We learned a few things: Seth MacFarlane likes boobs. Seth MacFarlane thinks eating disorders are funny. And Seth MacFarlane's one-liners would make the worst pick-up lines ever.
Here are some of Seth MacFarlane's Oscar quotes that would never ever get you a date:
"We saw your boobs"
“'Django' is a movie where a woman is subjected to violence, or as we call it, a Chris Brown and Rihanna date movie.”
On Quvenzhané Wallis: "To give you an idea of how young she is, it'll be 16 years until she's too old for Clooney."
"['Zero Dark Thirty' is an example of] a woman’s innate ability to never let anything go."
On Jennifer Aniston: "At least one [of them] is honest about being a former exotic dancer."
"And those of you [beautiful women] who gave yourselves the flu two weeks ago to 'get there'? It paid off."
"In a minute, Rex Reed will be out here to review Adele's performance of Skyfall."
On Salma Hayek, Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz: "We have no idea what they're saying but we don't care because they're so attractive."
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