Seth MacFarlane hosted the 2013 Oscars and didn't waste anytime before making some jokes about the ladies. We learned a few things: Seth MacFarlane likes boobs. Seth MacFarlane thinks eating disorders are funny. And Seth MacFarlane's one-liners would make the worst pick-up lines ever.
Boobs? Probably not the best thing to bring up when you're trying to get her number.
Domestic violence is not like dating, Seth.
Yes, this is more of a jab at Clooney than women, but joking about dating underage girls? You'll have better luck hitting on Clooney.
Just what every woman wants, to be called a nag.
You might as well ask, "Are you sure you weren't a stripper once?"
Any woman dating Seth MacFarlane should know at the outset that disordered eating is expected and appreciated.
And that your weight will always be up for discussion.
FYI: Usually women (and men) want you listening to their words, Seth.