Seth Meyers Hilariously Rips Almost Every Aspect Of The Upcoming Holidays

There's no festive cheer here.

No holiday subject is safe around Seth Meyers.

On Thursday, the “Late Night” host lightheartedly tore into all the aspects of the upcoming holidays that he finds unsettling.

The Three Wise Men, the tradition of kissing beneath the mistletoe, candy canes, stockings, snow days and the 4:30 p.m. sunset all felt his wrath during the “Ya Burnt” segment of the show.

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One or two topics did survive Meyers’ fury, however. Find out what they are in the clip above.