What would Carrie Bradshaw have to say about the government shutdown? How would she embrace Twitter? Would her and Big last in the technology obsessed world of present-day Manhattan? These are all questions posed by the parody Twitter account, @SATC3quel.
Samantha becoming a Fox News Anchor and Miranda dating James Franco are just some of the situations this pun-happy Twitter account dreams up. So check out some of the best topical tweets below and make sure to follow @SATC3quel to stay up to date with the fabulous lives of Carrie and her friends in 2013.
[CARRIE V.O.]: Bloomberg was leaving office, and I could have a big soda -- but no Big. So I took a Big Gulp -- and decided to call him.
— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 26, 2013
[CARRIE V.O.]: My iPad was dead; my AppleCare had expired. And, with nothing lighting up, I wondered: Did *I* still care for my Big Apple?
— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 22, 2013
[CARRIE V.O.]: Twitter recognized me -- but to Big, I was a stranger. What does it mean when a website verifies you, but love terrifies you?
— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 19, 2013
[CARRIE V.O.]: And from bed talks to TED talks, Samantha was learning how to disrupt.
— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 23, 2013
SAMANTHA [at TED talk]: *I love dick.*
[wild applause]
AMAZON EDITOR: We'd love you to write a Kindle Single.
— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 24, 2013
CARRIE: Sir, can't it be called a Kindle Figuring-Things-Out?
AMAZON EDITOR: No, bye
CARRIE: I can't believe Samantha was a robot this whole time.
— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 24, 2013
SAMANTHA: Oh, honey! More like a blow-bot! -- Oh h -- h -- [bursts into flame]
[CARRIE V.O.]: Sometimes iPads shatter -- and so do relationships. But, if you're very lucky, friends will bring you back to the homescreen.
— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 27, 2013
[CARRIE V.O.]: Big & I were stuck in a loop, repeating actions over and over. In every girl's life, there are some GIFs she'd rather return.
— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) September 30, 2013
[CARRIE V.O.]: And from whining to *wining*, I'd been picked as the new host of the fourth hour of "Today." But Big wasn't there to Hoda me.
— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) October 4, 2013
[CARRIE V.O.]: And by Thursday, I realized Big wanted a throwback to his single days -- and I was by myselfie... unfiltered. [blows smoke]
— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) October 7, 2013
CARRIE: [on phone] Halloo?
— Sex and the City 3 (@SATC3quel) October 10, 2013
SWEDISH MAN: This is Nobel Committee. We love your column!
[CARRIE V.O.] And just like that, my *stock*holm rose.
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