Divorce

If You've Ever Received An Unwanted Sext, This Is For You

Sexting has become a reality of modern dating, whether you like it or not. (Let's be honest: if you've seen one dick pic, you've seen 'em all.)

Don't just sit there and take it, though. As Distractify's comedy writer Rob Fee illustrates below, the best way to handle a relentless sexter is to troll them -- and troll them hard.

Godspeed, daters.

For five more hilarious responses, head over to Distractify.

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Only the dorm room essentials.
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The Father, the Son and the holy sports drink.
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Anything for charity!
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Mom... No.
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MOM NO.
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Don't try searching for that on Netflix.
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That would be the Ellen* show.
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Do NOT put your child in a casserole.
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Tonight's dessert will be rated R.
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Well, she's awake now.
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They say food tastes better when you make it yourself...
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Technically, any of those things could make you feel better.
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Perhaps a bag of Sh*ttles instead?
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Freudian slip?
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Step away from the phone. We repeat, Step away from the phone.
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