Naming a new product is a pivotal part of any company's business. It determines the product's marketability, impacts the company's branding and creates a crucial distinction from competitors. Usually, these names go through months and months of fierce scrutiny and market testing.
That's why, when a product like "Erektus" comes along, you have to wonder how it passed the incredibly methodical naming process. With that in mind, we found some perplexingly suggestive product names that no one in their right mind would ever put into their shopping cart. Take a look, shake your head and vote for your favorites!