There's nothing wrong with a "sexy" Halloween costume, but lately the term "sexy" has been used a bit too loosely, especially in the case of commercially-produced costumes.
When every option out there is Sexy This and Sexy That, eventually you run out of good ideas. We updated our original post to find even more costumes that someone thought needed to be inexplicably sexed up, even though they had no business doing so.
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Corn
Just ... what? Either you're a HUGE fan of corn, or you drew the shortest straw. Guessing the latter.
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More 'Sesame Street' Characters
A hairy blue monster from a children's show that eats nothing but cookies all day? SEXY.
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'Biscuit Beast'
... Or if the REAL Cookie Monster is too sexy for you, there's always "Biscuit Beast."
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Crayons
Perhaps the person who thought this was a good idea ATE a lot of crayons as a child. That would make sense.
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Taxi Driver
If you've seen a real taxi driver lately, chances are you don't fantasize about him wearing something like this.
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CSI Agent
Have you seen that show? The actors are already way hotter than any CSI in real life, so this just takes it even further. We can't see the benefit of wearing a skirt that high while collecting evidence.
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Wednesday from 'The Addams Family'
Let's try to remember when we think up these "sexy" costumes, it's best if the character they're modeled after isn't an underage girl.
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Peasant
Oh come on, what peasant in the history of peasantry has EVER looked like that?
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
They couldn't be this sexy if they really lived in a sewer, ate nothing but pizza, and took orders from a giant rat.
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Freddy Krueger
We know there are generic sexy version of devils and witches and other "scary" costumes, but, really? You can't just put Freddy Krueger in a dress!
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