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Pizza Porn: 15 Sexy Stock Photos of People Eating Pizza

Pizza's never looked this steamy.

It's NATIONAL PIZZA DAY! Or, national pizza with everything except anchovies day, but who's counting? 

Once again, the stock photos do not disappoint. Here are some pictures of stock photo models eating, holding, and posing with pizza as sexily as possible. Our only question is, why, pizza gods, why?

But who cares. It's pizza! And it's as sexy as ever. Enjoy ;)

  • "Oh my! Fancy seeing YOU here!"
    velkol via Getty Images
    "Oh my! Fancy seeing YOU here!"
  • Not sure what's sexier here, the pizza or the comically large glass of red wine.
    Josef Mohyla via Getty Images
    Not sure what's sexier here, the pizza or the comically large glass of red wine.
  • You know you want a bite ;)
    Gamut Stockimages via Getty Images
    You know you want a bite ;)
  • This perplexing stock photo features one lucky man splitting some 'za with his "mistress plastic"
    alberto gagna via Getty Images
    This perplexing stock photo features one lucky man splitting some 'za with his "mistress plastic"
  • I've only got eyes for you, Pepperoni 
    Vasko Miokovic via Getty Images
    I've only got eyes for you, Pepperoni 
  • He's saving the best for last. 
    MaxRiesgo via Getty Images
    He's saving the best for last. 
  • "LOL pizza u soooo funny"
    Anna Bryukhanova via Getty Images
    "LOL pizza u soooo funny"
  • Just the tip
    art-4-art via Getty Images
    Just the tip
  • ;) Pizza ;)
    Glow Images, Inc via Getty Images
    ;) Pizza ;)
  • Mmmmmhmmmm, it's pizza
    melenay via Getty Images
    Mmmmmhmmmm, it's pizza
  • You're never dining alone when you're dining with pizza
    Juanmonino via Getty Images
    You're never dining alone when you're dining with pizza
  • Is his smoldering gaze hotter than the slice in his hand? No, no it's not.
    altrendo images via Getty Images
    Is his smoldering gaze hotter than the slice in his hand? No, no it's not.
  • If you think this looks good now, just WAIT till she opens the box.
    elkor via Getty Images
    If you think this looks good now, just WAIT till she opens the box.
  • The pizza is highlighted because let's be honest, that's why we're all really here.
    Vladimyr Adadurov via Getty Images
    The pizza is highlighted because let's be honest, that's why we're all really here.
  • Giddy up, Pizza! That's all, folks. 
    rzdeb via Getty Images
    Giddy up, Pizza! That's all, folks. 
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