This Woman Keeps Smashing Her Face Into Bread, And We're Mesmerized

You know you want to watch, and it won't cost you any carbs.

She emerged in August like a loaf fresh out of the oven and has been tantalizing the Internet since.

Who are you, Bread Face, and why do you keep smashing your face into bread?

The breadfaceblog Instagram featuring her work offers a possible answer: "Giving the people something they didn't ask for."

But still, what else should we make of her crash into cornbread?

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Tell us more, Bread Face. Sure, we love a mystery. But the reveal, like a nose dive into a challah, can be satisfying too.

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Website Digg suspects she's living in New York City because of some of the local bread products she face-plants. But there's little else to go on.

In the meantime, we will continue to be mesmerized by her doughy destructions, naan the wiser.

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