Roses are red
Violets are blue
I got a dozen roses
My toddler ate two.
Welcome to Valentine's Day with kids. From wonderfully sloppy art projects to the dreaded coitus interuptus by kiddus, our most romantic holiday is rife with opportunity for mess. Over at Sh*t My Kids Ruined, Julie Haas Brophy has been collecting proof of the damage small children can do since 2010. Yes, before everyone was laughing at girls, New Yorkers and new moms saying sh*t, kids were ruining it, in admittedly adorable ways.
Now, Brophy has identified eight of the most likely to be destroyed V-Day items, presented for your amusement below.
Click through the photos and vote for your favorites!