When I became a mother, my social skills flew out the window.
To start with, I have zero energy at the end of a long, insane day of parenting. So going out? Not gonna happen. And after talking to tiny children for hours on end, I've pretty much lost my ability to hold an interesting conversation. When you spend all day saying, "get your shoes on," "brush your teeth," "stop licking the cat" it can be hard to remember how to utter anything worth listening to. So enjoy my latest parody celebrating the fact that I've become a total introvert since having kids! I'll take sitting at home binging on Netflix over hitting the town anytime these days. How about you?
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