Hi, Sia. You're interesting.
You want to be famous but you also don't want to be famous. You look great, but you don't want people to see you. You've found an interesting way to hide yourself from the insatiable public by wearing a blonde bob wig in your face that protects Sia The Human from being recognized on the street when you're not busy being Sia The Award-Winning Performing Artist and Songwriter For Rihanna, Katy Perry, Beyonce And A Bunch Of Other People.
You still want to live a normal-ish life. We get it. But sometimes it's hard for us to know what you're thinking. So we made a handy Sia Wig Emotion Decoder to remind us which one goes with which wig face. Sia, if somehow you're able to read this through your wig, we hope it brings you a happy face (also, be sure to let us know if we're wrong about any of these). We love you.
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