According to the script from the new movie, "Rise of the Planet of the Apes," scientists have accidentally boosted apes' intelligence, testosterone and pheromone levels, rendering them irresistible to beautiful women.
Is this really possible? Yes, it is.
I saw it in a video called "Chocolate," from Erin Ivey & The Finest Kind. It's a hilarious new video that you definitely won't want to show Grandma.
Ladies, you've been warned: there are horny apes on the loose, and they're out to seduce you!