It takes a brave, brave soul to go to a wedding as a single person, especially if you weren’t given a plus-one. Who will you talk to? How will you handle the inevitable questions about your own relationship status? (Really, there’s only so many times you can politely smile and shrug when someone asks, “So when is it your turn?”)
Below, 14 tweets that are super relatable if you’ve ever been to a wedding solo.
Gather 'round you single losers so I can throw my used flowers at you -Brides— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 1, 2015
Relationship status:— Valerie (@Too_Sweet4_U) October 28, 2015
Puts down a plus one on a wedding invitation for the extra plate of food.
The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do.— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) September 30, 2014
just googled "woman who goes to a lot of weddings" because i was trying to remember some movie but google was like "bitch that's you"— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) October 16, 2015
Why do people insist on saying "You're next" to me at weddings? Do they not realize how serial killery that is?— Cara Warnar (@careworn) July 10, 2013
Me at my best friend's wedding pic.twitter.com/W64oAntgr8— Dream Closet 👑 (@TheDreamCIoset) December 14, 2015
important question: can I bring a box of Oreos as my +1 to a wedding?— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) October 28, 2013
I know it's YOUR wedding, Brenda, but my white dress shows cat hair the least.— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) July 29, 2014
*goes to outdoor wedding* "can I bring my dog as my plus one?"— Cassidy (@casssidy_) November 6, 2016
"Always the bridesmaid, never the bride" -me after being in one wedding last summer— sarah-kate (@sarahcaskey) November 4, 2016