There are two distinct types of men in this world: single men and those who are coupled up.
That's how comedy site ScrollDroll sums up all of dude-kind, anyway, in a poster series illustrating the key differences between the two groups.
One major difference? The judgement calls they make on facial hair:
Another? The number of friend requests they accept from random women they only vaguely remember from college:
See more of the tongue-in-cheek posters below, or head to ScrollDroll's Facebook page to see the entire series.