New Year’s Eve is complicated for singles: Sure, you might hit it off with someone at a pal’s party ― but you’re just as likely to end up as the designated photographer for all the couples there. (Don’t forget photo credit on that Insta pic, guys.)
Below, 18 relatable tweets from people who know all about the struggles of being single on New Year’s Eve.
NEW New Year's Eve Tradition: Instead of kissing someone at midnight, find a cool dog to pet
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) December 28, 2016
If you're upset about being single for Christmas, just remember that you'll also be single for New Year's Eve and all of next year as well.
— Steve Dutzy (@SteveDutzy) December 2, 2016
Maybe if I get myself dressed up for the washing machine repair guy tomorrow, I'll have a date for New Year's Eve.
— ⭐ Lisa ⭐ (@MsLisaM) December 20, 2016
Everyone's kissing somebody this New Year's Eve and I just matched with an Everything Bagel on Tinder... pic.twitter.com/rr2Y7X2qpG
— virgo b*tch (@whatsacoachella) January 1, 2016
New Year's Kisses? Psh. It's all about the single guy high fives!
— Cody Matthew King (@Cody_King2010) December 31, 2013
#NewYearsEveDateRequirements your mom can't pick us up and drop us off.
— baked.in.ny (@propapergirl) December 29, 2016
I like to yell “NEW YEAR! NEW ME!” When someone sees me eating out of a family size bag of Doritos.
— Lord James Alvarez (@ObscureGent) December 31, 2017
who will you be kissing on new year's
— Pizza is Love🍕 (@PlZZAHUB) December 29, 2016
My "don't make love to Victoria's Secret models" resolution is going great so far
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) January 2, 2014
The only thing I'm kissing on New Year's Eve is this year goodbye
— Erin Doney (@erinmgillette) December 28, 2016