As humans first, and sports fans second, we know not to pile it on poor Cleveland Browns fans. Their team hasn't won a playoff game since 1994, and has never won the Super Bowl. Every year, they unequivocally suck.
Apple's iPhone helper Siri, however, is a cold, heartless robot, and has no problem directing Browns fans right to ground zero for sadness in Cleveland: FirstEnergy Stadium.
As WEWS-TV in Cleveland first pointed out, if you're in Cleveland and simply say "sadness" to Siri, this is what she'll spit back at you:
Those three stars on Yelp must stand for the three years the Browns were temporarily not an NFL franchise.
Sadness: The most pervasive quality of Cleveland's football team. Even Siri apparently agrees.