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Even Siri Knows How Sad The Cleveland Browns Are

Siri's got jokes.
Another sad Cleveland Browns fan illustrates his shame.
Another sad Cleveland Browns fan illustrates his shame.

As humans first, and sports fans second, we know not to pile it on poor Cleveland Browns fans. Their team hasn't won a playoff game since 1994, and has never won the Super Bowl. Every year, they unequivocally suck.

Apple's iPhone helper Siri, however, is a cold, heartless robot, and has no problem directing Browns fans right to ground zero for sadness in Cleveland: FirstEnergy Stadium.

As WEWS-TV in Cleveland first pointed out, if you're in Cleveland and simply say "sadness" to Siri, this is what she'll spit back at you:

The Browns' home stadium is your No. 1 destination for all things "sad."<i></i>
The Browns' home stadium is your No. 1 destination for all things "sad."

Those three stars on Yelp must stand for the three years the Browns were temporarily not an NFL franchise

Sadness: The most pervasive quality of Cleveland's football team. Even Siri apparently agrees. 

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