Touristsssss Get a Snake Massage From Giant Pythons

Now that'sssss relaxing.

Touristssss (OK, we'll stop) are lining up to be covered by giant pythons in Cebu City Zoo in the Philippines.

The pythons weight a combined 550 pounds, according to Caters.

Each snake can grow up to almost six-and-a-half feet long.

But don't worry, these neck-pipe-crushing snakes are fed ten or more chickens before each massage so they don't get hungry while they're slithering around on a potential (human) snack.