“I saw it on the internet. It’s funny,” Bennett explained. “It’s like, ’Hey Mister, you better not try anything or I’ll shoot ya. ... People are doing it. It’s a thing, like ‘Bang!’”
Then it was off to the emergency room with the family jewels in a bloody cooler.
“I don’t want them to have sex,” Bennett tells his “wife,” Aidy Bryant, from his hospital bed. But it’s way too late for that.
“Dad, we’ve done it a lot,” explains Heidi Gardner as she stands next to him with date Andrew Dismukes.
Begged by Bennett not to have sex that night out of respect for him and the accident, they both respond, “Yeah, we will.”
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