SNL opened with a parody of "On The Record With Greta Van Susteren," last night as the Fox News host (Kristen Wiig) welcomed a panel consisting of Karl Rove, Col. Oliver North, and an attractive blonde lady.
Also joined by an obligatory Democrat, Robert Gibbs, Van Susteren tackled the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy, posing the question, "Should homosexuals be allowed to prance around our military like it's Cirque Du Soilel?"
The views of the guests were as homophobic as you'd expect. Rove (Bobby Moynihan) put it bluntly: "DADT allows members of our military to be gay, but not too gay. So we get the Wills from Will and Grace, but not the Jacks." North (Will Forte) agreed, adding, 'The Neil Patrick Harrises, but not the Elton Johns."
And of course, what "SNL" Fox News sketch would be complete without a crying Glenn Beck?