SNL has a web exclusive of Ann Coulter stopping by Weekend Update for a chat with Seth Meyers and an impassioned defense of George Bush.
Coulter, played by recent cast addition Michaela Watkins, reminds viewers she will live forever
"We need to listen to President Bush when he tells us history will judge this war. And it might take 100 years. And you won't be here. And George Bush won't be here. But I will still be here, thanks to a medical procedure I undergo twice a year at a Swiss mountain clinic....
"I love torture. I think torture is good and Christian-y."