Snooki has advice for Kate Middleton, and it's not the first time she has sent (unsolicited) baby tips the royal family's way. Since the birth of baby Lorenzo, Snooki has become a self-proclaimed source of pregnancy wisdom, also providing Kim Kardashian with some crucial pointers for her time in labor: "Remember to keep an extra pair of eyelashes in your purse just in case your water breaks when you're not at home. Or just do like I did and bring a whole box."
For this particular dose of helpful hints, Snooki wrote an open letter addressed to the "Duchess of Cambridge aka Kate Middleton," but really this masterclass in motherhood will be a guiding light to new mommies everywhere:
When waking up to care for your baby gets exhausting, "just do your makeup, put a tiara on, and you'll look beautiful as usual." To calm her baby down, Snooki "[sings] to her booger," but she also suggests alternatives, in the case Kate can't sing - "maybe a lullaby from Elton John."
Hopefully he recovers from appendicitis in time for the due date.