So Far, These Are The GOP's Best Alternatives To Obamacare

Wait, we all get a puppy, too?

Mike Pence announced on Wednesday that the Trump administration’s “first order of business” will be to repeal Obamacare. So far, no alternative has been proposed by the GOP, which leads us to ask, “Do they even have an alternative plan?”

The answer is yes! We’ve consulted with our many Republican contacts ― at least the ones who would meet in an area that wasn’t too “urban” ― and these are the ideas they say are being offered up as alternatives to the Affordable Care Act, aka Obamacare. 

  • The Holy Spirit -- all you can handle! Until your soul is stuffed sick!
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  • A week-long pass to Golden Corral! Mmmmm!
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  • Lifetime supply of thoughts and prayers! Ooohhhhmmmmmmm!
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  • Sarah Palin. No, seriously, she needs something to do!
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  • You all liked the "Hunger Games" movies, right? … Oh, no reason.
  • J.J. Abrams can't miss, eh??
    He'll turn this Republican franchise around!
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    He'll turn this Republican franchise around!
  • Cure yourself right MEOW with some wonderful healing kittens!
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  • Or Joss Whedon if J.J. Abrams has scheduling conflicts!
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  • Your illness won't be so RUFF with these healing puppies!
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  • Your very own ditch!*
    *Water, grass and dirt not standard.
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    *Water, grass and dirt not standard.
  • Or upgrade to the roomier, luxury ditch with abandoned car!
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  • Oh, the Republicans know an affordable physician, too! It's their friend Dr. ... Jim ... Beaper ...
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  • "No, but seriously, our plan is ---"
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  • What, a bouncing ball, oh boy!


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