'Sock Monkey Kama Sutra' May Scar You For Life (PHOTOS)

These photos give new meaning to the term "stuffed animals."

If you were looking for something to ruin yet another childhood icon for you -- and ruin yet another night with your significant other -- you're in luck. The "Sock Monkey Kama Sutra" now exists.

The illustrated sex guide, which came into the public eye last month, was written by "Sock Monkey philosopher" Vatsyayana Banana. We're going to go out on a limb and guess that isn't his real name, but either way, he's managed to catch a couple of plush toys getting some tail in a variety of colorful poses.

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Sock Monkey Kama Sutra

Carina Belles of iVillage notes that the book "pokes fun at the crazy sex positions of Kama Sutra while making them look achievable and enjoyable!"

If you've ever read real Kama Sutra, you won't learn anything. But hey, you've gotta start somewhere. And sometimes, that somewhere is sock monkeys.

On the other hand, sometimes it's gummy bears, who starred in a fruit-flavored Kama Sutra tribute back in 2009.